Would You Rather? (13)

would you rather only be able to wear Minions merchandise or have a little bit of hair in every meal you eat for the rest of your life?

 

I'm the kind of guy who wears a Minions shirt to a funeral
don't understand what I mean well you soon will

 

Am I required to eat the hair?

 

you have to eat the hair

 

Ughhh

 

Can I choose who the hair comes from

 

no

 

how obvious is the hair?

 

yeah how much hair we talking here. i might already eat this much on a regular basis

 

I look good in yellow.

 

not a lot of hair

but enough so you notice it

 

Minions. Love those guys.

 

Gimme the hair

 

Read this as "always have a little bit of food in your hair" and tbh if it was always my hair in the food then i'd be ok. still think i'd stick with my vote

 

also as gross as it is, do people ACTUALLY get sick from hair in their food?

 

idk...think it's just gross to people. sometimes that's enough