Wonka (Paul King, 2023) • Page 2

y'all are hater hanks. I have faith in Timothee and Paul King

 

“hater hanks”? that’s going in the act!

 

I like saying that and also accusing people of drinking "Hatorade"

 

It’s so weird to see something for anything related to Willy Wonka not be bright and colorful. Also I feel like Chalamet crossed one foot over the line of wild crazy eyes to deeply unsettling eyes

 

Chalamet is great as a moody youth. He just cannot pull off a character who is genuinely, unironically happy and full of wonder like that. No line of his comes off sincere

 

The lil moments in the trailer when he was trying to be ~wEiRd~, I thought about how fun Emma Stone was in Cruella.

Timmy C just did not understand the assignment, or perhaps just doesn’t have the teeth to chew scenery. Whatever the case, he seemed to tepid, lifelessly going through the motions. And, the dull world around him seemed similar obligatory.

The only good moment in the trailer was someone sincerely discussing “chocolate cartels.”

 

Don’t hate the high budget xmas tentpole look for the Willy Wonka universe tbh but yea it bodes real poorly that that’s the best a trailer could do at showing Chalamet’s performance

 

I expected to hate the trailer but kinda liked it?

 

looks like the fantastic beast movies

 

this looks unimaginably bad lol the whole first part of the trailer feels like an SNL skit.

 

I'm drinking that Hatorade but yeah this feels like the most Hollywood-on-autopilot project imaginable

 

gonzo the goat

 

you’re not allowed to post this

 

Uh, yeah, we can tell.

 

Grimace still sheriff aka narc

 

You post it then

 

Jinx

 

looks fun