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Who Pooped at the Concert?

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Melody Bot, Sep 2, 2021.

  1. Melody Bot

    Your friendly little forum bot. Staff Member

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    Apparently someone pooped in the pit at the latest Turnstile concert. So, that’s weird.

    Really I just wanted another reason to post about this band and their latest, incredible, album. If you haven’t checked out Glow On yet, you should.


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  2. Fletchaaa

    Trusted Supporter

    They should have tweeted I shit you not, someone pooped
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  3. theredline

    Regular Supporter

  4. xenoabe


    This album might be a spot above #2 on my AOTY list.
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  5. Buscemi knows best

    You owe me a Sausage McMuffin Supporter

    I guess some shit in the pit is a good enough reason for me to try this album again. Hit it a few days ago due to the hype, but the first listen did nothing for me. Made me sad.
  6. razorburn


  7. Ska Senanake


    "Shit in the Pit", my new band name.
  8. okaybrian


    the most impressive thing is that someone can shit in the pit and be undetected. How do you do that and not get caught? So impressive!
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  9. blink180ryan


    Maybe they were wearing shorts. They were running in a circle pit really fast and it ran down their leg undetected.

    Ps, I can't believe I thought about it and commented on it.
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  10. kpatrickwood

    Give what you can. Supporter

    It was probably the same dude who pissed in his own mouth at a Trash Talk show a few years back.

    My apologies to the google search history of anyone brave enough to look that up.
  11. BradBradley


    American Vandal Season 3
  12. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    Gives new meaning to "start some shit, get in the pit"
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  13. mrenkens007

    Surprise, Surprise Prestigious

    "Now shit in the pit and try to love someone." -Kid Rock
  14. Former Planets

    Aaaachem! Supporter

    I would have gone with “now get in the pit and try to shit somewhere”
  15. Nonstop Shitting
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  16. gbuffers


    Never checked out this band but thought I’d give the new album a try and get it on vinyl. It’s a ridiculously high price just for a standard new album. What gives?
  17. dnaps

    Newbie Supporter

    I don't understand the hype around this album. I've listened a few times and it's . . . fine I guess? Definitely not making it onto any of my year-end lists.
  18. theredline

    Regular Supporter

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  19. deflector

    formerly pizzatime Supporter

    anybody here ever shit at a concert before?

    not in the pit, in an actual toilet

    seems like nightmare fuel to me
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  20. Former Planets

    Aaaachem! Supporter

    Tons of times. When it happens it happens my man. Plus I get anxiety tummy when I’m out and about.
  21. gbuffers


    If you’re in the band you don’t have much choice!

    That being said I’m sure I’ve done it as a spectator too. What a conversation. Haha.

    Edit - I realise that may have sounded wrong. When I say spectator I mean watching another band, not watching someone else poop.
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  22. Former Planets

    Aaaachem! Supporter

    When you assume judgment, you invite judgment.
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  23. 333 GANG


    Every word of this.

    Any place I go where I’d rather not shit, I shit.
  24. joey-wan kenobi

    Happiness is a warm gun mama

    Because of this thread I learned of Turnstile.
    because of learning of turnstile I listened to the album
    Because listening I went to find the album on vinyl
    Because of looking for the album I saw their going rates.
    PEOPLE ARE INSANE with their asking prices. It’s just scalping to scalp with all aboard the hype train.

  25. riotspray

    Trusted Prestigious

    wait for another pressing