"Do you, (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ , take Sad Pawpaw Crossfit to be your lawfully wedded wife?" "I now pronounce you lit fam"
Philippe, pronounced Fil-lip or Fee-leep if you're fancy. I also go by Philly, but not Phil, as I am not of the future nor am I a phony TV counselor.
Just one of the thousands of fucking Alexes on this here website. I'm at least a top 5 Alex, though. Definitely Top 10
Jacob. I watched a video that gathered what personalities people associate with different names and I think the consensus on mine was creepy. Jake had for more positive reviews, however.