''What New The Mysterious Is This?'' - Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 931

Lol I’ve heard it used both ways. That’s funny about the show, we don’t have fun Hockey shows in the states... we all had 24/7 on hbo but bettman ruined that

 

Ah gotcha. I’ve only ever heard it as an insult like Teebs said. Also Teebs mentions you often! I’ve definitely heard your name on more than one occasion

 

I went to a free show tonight and now I'm drunk.

 

I hate daylight savings

 

yeah, but @littlejohn has already fulfilled part of the deal!!!

 

...what’s a puck bunny?

 

oh...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

*uck bunny

 

I’ve decided that I like it.

The whole “lose an hour of sleep” thing doesn’t really apply if you don’t have somewhere to be. Just sleep until you normally do and you lose an hour of being awake. I sleep until one of my kids are awake so time is meaningless.

I’d rather it stay light an hour later than get light an hour earlier.

 

@Dog with a Blog u drunk?

 

Lol nah, I worked tonight. Just played a couple hours of Fortnite after work and now I’m gonna hit da hay

 

That's so Canadian that there's a show called Hockey Wives there haha

 

I love you dude.

 

i have no idea what youre talking about teebs i am the last good boy on earth

 

It would only be more Canadian if it was called Hockey Wives & Maple Syrup: We Are Sorry

 

Save the daylight

 

So apparently this is a thing

 

I...don’t get it

 

wat

 

I know. He knows if he doesn't fulfill it this time there is a steep punishment of not getting coupons in the future.

I'm more of an album guy.

Tennessee

 

@littlejohn then check out "LP" by Animal Flag

This is a nice surprise. AF and TROW are def two of my most anticipated records of the year

 

Over 900 people apparently want to meet up in a city park and say “wow” like Owen Wilson....

 

Wow.

That's dumb.

 

it is important to note that @sophos34 asking about the viscosity of Teebs cum and Emery was the highlight last night

1) Cheetos, easily. Being able to put my hand in my mouth and get that sweet sweet zesty dust sounds like more of a blessing than a curse. I would like to also request that the cheeto dust be of the flamin' hot variety

2) Burp, definitely. I'm not sure if I need to elaborate on this as it seems pretty self-explanatory, people get accolades for burps yet get shamed for farting. I'm not agreeing with the quo, just acknowledging it

3) I'd pound the goat. I wouldn't feel good about it, not sure if I'd realistically be able to swell to the point of function given the unfortunate circumstances, but I certainly don't want my kids to have to keep up a lie that I did indeed fuck said goat. I'm also never having kids because I fully expect to be underwater in like a decade but hypothetically I need to shelter them from this

4) I choose not being able to smile, I feel like there's a cool factor associated with being totally unfazed, which is a lot cooler than laughing at like the death of a loved one or something

5) I thought these questions would actually be difficult and am slightly let down. Easily the parents. My penis is unimpressive and has been seen by my parents already where the shame of having that circulate through school seems like something you never really bounce back from

6) I have walked in on my parents before. I heard panting in the next room and thought my mom was dying, felt the need to investigate. Turns out she was alright! So that.

7) BO. A man's odor is a selling point to a certain type of lady, yet I have never encountered a woman who reacts kindly to coffee breath

8) Sexy as fuck and poor as frick, because I am exactly that already and am a generally content person

9) The combined value of everything I own is probably like less than $1000 so I would burn all my shit and re-purchase said shit with my million dollars and still be a very wealthy little boy

10) I would totally dip on my family. I could buy back their love with much less than 5 milly, plus in this scenario I get to hide out with my girlfriend for a year and get disgustingly rich which honestly sounds like a pretty sweet deal. Note that my extended family are mostly conservative "Christians" which makes this a very small loss. I love my friends, they are very cool to me, but they are not cooler than me quitting my job and having everything I need for the rest of my life

-ACA