''What New The Mysterious Is This?'' - Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 493

That sounds like a better rabbit hole than my AIDS & Russian Roulette one

 

Sooooo...are you listening?!

 

I won’t fall down that fucking rabbit hole

 

Yes I am

 

I'm incredibly confused

 

glad im not the only one.

y'all think I could throw a clothes party where everyone comes over and gives me free shit?

 

His brother successfully conned 2300 free diapers out of a bunch of suckers who wanted to drink.

 

oh so they're not wearing the diapers got it

 

he never said that

 

no

 

They would need Depends not Pampers

 

Exactly. No I won’t

 

You’re thinking of @Kennedy

 

Just cause I have diarrhea on the reg doesn’t mean I crap my pants

 

That we know of

 

Well, in case you do...

 

I bet you do it less now that you have a Nintendo Switch, you got the games while sitting in the toilet.

 

Whatever Kevo I’ll poop in your pants

 

Switch on the toilet is a game changer haha




Also, I have poop attacks so frequently that I’m so good at knowing when it will strike and getting to a toilet. I’m probably way less likely to poop my pants than any of you because of this.

 

You sound just like my daughter

 

That’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to me.


Except for the Croatian man who accused me of picking up a $1 bill he dropped so he yelled “YOU THINK I CRAZY?! NEVA FOREVA! NEVA FOREVA YOU!!”

 

Did you tell him finders keepers or whatever the lady told @Colin Your Enthusiasm in his fake story?

 

Is this good?

 

Yeah, she’s pretty good at using the toilet

 

I wonder if he stole the diapers he gave his brother at that diaper party as well.