''What New The Mysterious Is This?'' - Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 483

Punishment for the apple joke

 

@Dog with a Blog is moving in?

 

Yup.

 

sounds like a good idea then. what kind?

 

Imagine James surrounded by Mormons

 

I'd watch that show.

 

James moving in with us is a sitcom I would watch.

 

@Kingjohn_654

 

Gordon Doodle.

 

is that a sex thing?

 

I don't understand most of that.

 

who am I kidding, it's @Kingjohn_654 of course it is

 

I think this will be a good growing experience. Though you might be tepidatious now, I think a beautiful relationship will blossom and you will have a new best friend. I hope that’s how it goes down.
















And then I hope it gets rabies and you have to shoot it in the face a la Old Yeller and then you will know what loss is. This will be the true punishment for the apple joke

 

Marshowl in the middle.

 

I hope you get it as a puppy, puppies are cute and there's no way you could be scared of that, which will allow you to grow with the dog as it gets bigger.

kind of like people that say they don't want to be parents because 14 year olds are little shits, when you raise that little shit from a little baby shit, and you grow with that shit all the way up until it's a teenage shit, that's your little shit that you love and live for every day.

 

Oh, so you didn’t find meaning in a random set of words!? No red circles or anything?

 

Please, speak English.

 

Cornsyrup

 

We have this exact dog house in the backyard! And my dog never uses it

 

I met him a couple days ago. I felt perfectly comfortable, which is a good sign. He seems sweet.

 

Where’d you think i took the picture? Nice drapes.

 

You guys have back yards in Australia?!

 

Outbacks, i’m guessing

 

Is this a sex thing?

 

I wish my back yard had a steakhouse.