''What New The Mysterious Is This?'' - Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 479

I'm on my way. I've helped @Dog with a Blog enough times get out of rooms he's locked in!

 

I'm pretty sure @Dog with a Blog sleeps snoopy style on top of his house, so you can sleep inside.

 

Will you be home by supper the next night?

 

No back home in my pj's now lol. It is so goddamn dark and rainy here feels a lot later than it is already. Glad to have the day off. Depressing AF weather.

 

Eh, hope you’re a tiny individual

 

this honestly makes me want to see an episode of curb where somebody (leon) drags larry to an escape room. would make for some pretty fun scenes.

 

There’s this guy in Long Beach who has a daddy and I’ve seen him walking around legit in like a diaper and a tiny shirt and sucking on a pacifier and his daddy is like this big ass muscular dude. Not trying to kink shame, but I don’t want little Mikey to head down this path

 

Talk to me next time you see me.

 

Larry: "What are peoples fascinations with wanting to spend time locked in a room with someone? I don't even like sharing a bed with someone I'm married to."

Leon: "Larry you gotta get all up in that rooms ass, and dominate it. It's like in the bedroom, you gotta dominate that ass"

Larry: "Leon, I'm not doing much dominating in the bedroom, ok. Let's be honest"

Leon: "I'm gonna show you a couple things LD. You'll be dominating in no time"

 

I’m out, have to get up in like 12 hours. FML.

 

Wtf James. This is not what this is. Why can't a father love his son without it turning into something it's not?

 

12 hours is a lifetime you imbecile

 

Leon: "what is this thing? I bet there's a key in it. *smashes it on the floor*"

Larry "what the fuck are you doing?!? there's not a key in there! they don't want you to break shit"

Leon: "How the fuck am I supposed to know where the keys are? that's what this is"

Larry: "who paid for this? I better not have paid for this, this is so stupid."

*larry starts walking around falls and cuts himself on the glass that Leon broke"

Larry: "Look what you did. I'm bleeding in here now, thanks, thank you very very very much, I had the time of my life, now can we get the fuck out of here?"

 

Dogyears don’t count on humans you silly pooch.

 

Lol, I’m seriously though. I operate on like 2-3 hours of sleep nearly every day haha

 

Same, but when it was in SF. I found out about it like a week after it happened lol

 

Lack of sleep can cause wrinkles and everybody knows wrinkles lead to death.

 

Your skin won’t amount to shit
When you’re deep in the dirt

If anyone can name that lyric I’ll roll over or play dead

 

But i do need 9+ hours, unless you like moody bitch me.

 

park -Irukandji

(didn't say we couldn't use the internet, silly dog. )

I'm gonna need video evidence of you rollling over now.

 

It’s implied you dumb fuck

 

Actually, mud baths can have a very positive effect on the skin.

 

gonna have to appeal to my lawyer @KidLightning here.

 

I did a kaviar based mask the other day, i may smell of fish but hotdamn do i look delicious.