What do you do with pesky insects inside your house? • Page 2

Discussion in 'Polls Forum' started by Dirty Sanchez, Aug 5, 2016.

  1. cwhit

    still emperor emo Prestigious

    eat them
    show them who's boss on the food chain
     
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  2. TheWater(s)

    Kiss The Sky Prestigious

    Buy a new house
     
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  3. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    What a horrible death.
     
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  4. Ken

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  5. mirrorsandfevers

    what is the vibe?

    I used to swat them almost immediately but now I catch and release. It's possible that I was once or will be an insect in another life so I have sympathy.
     
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  6. Jacob

    Σ of n from 1 to 36 is pretty metal Prestigious

    I have an old tin coffee can I keep in my closet. Any time I see an insect in my house, I catch it, remove the lid to the can, and carefully place the insect inside without looking. When the can gets full enough I'm going to open it up and see what kind of war crimes have taken place in there -- last insect standing will be granted full freedom and immunity.

    This wasn't one of the options and I feel like my vote should count so if you could add it in some form I'd appreciate it, thanks.
     
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  7. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    What a horrible death.
     
  8. Jacob

    Σ of n from 1 to 36 is pretty metal Prestigious

    Why do you think I let one go. To spread the word. Idk if they feel pain.. But fear, fear they feel.
     
  9. Borat 2: Vengeance

    Hate going to the bathroom Prestigious

    Yesterday, there were three crickets in the washer. Got two of them out with a bucket and smashed the third bc it wasn't cooperating and I was in a hurry. Sorry bud
     
  10. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    Reminds me of this
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  11. sophos34

    Prestigious Prestigious

    i collect them and force them to put on full scale theater productions
     
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  12. Jacob

    Σ of n from 1 to 36 is pretty metal Prestigious

    Honestly though I normally just kill them unless my "hippy" friends are around in which case I let them take them outside.
     
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  13. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    Take a lesson from your hippy friends. We're all products of the universe, maaan.
     
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  14. Jacob

    Σ of n from 1 to 36 is pretty metal Prestigious

    The universe is ruled by an accelerating rate of increasing entropy I'm just expediting the process.
     
  15. Garrett L.

    Carole Baskin fed her husband to a tiger. Moderator

    there was a jumping spider in my shower this morning. it was terrifying and i killed it with a tub of sea salt scrub.