Also, bears are likely in a lot of areas in California and Colorado so Dylan should fear for his life
Moose are terrifying when driving near forests, especially at night, because if they jump out in front of your car you're fucked.
OF COURSE IT WORKS ON A MOOSE YOU MORON. It would work on your bald ass too but that’s not it’s intent
Spiders are beneficial to the natural order of things. They are gross and scary but for the most part, harmless