Weapons (Zach Cregger, August 8, 2025) Movie • Page 52

So true Steven

 

When we say bald, do we mean a buzz cut or shaved to the skin?

 

However you choose to answer

 

During which years do you think it became standard for teachers to eat hamburgers

 

I don't know the food choices of every teacher. I just know the distinctions I make.

 

I shave my head. It is the most economical and logical haircut. Men in the later stages of baldness should shave with a razor because the horseshoe makes them look older.

 

No judgment but I once saw a man with a dog and he was not a shepherd.

 

It is funny that you mentioned skinheads though because when I shaved my head in eighth grade for the first time my father made me stay in my room for all of Christmas day because he said I looked like a skinhead.

 

Idk the shaved head thing sounds like a huge pain in the ass to me and not logical at all unless you’re fighting genetics

 

How is it a pain? You take out the clippers and do it yourself. You don't have to drive to a barber and wait in line and pay any money. You can wash your head with a little soap instead of shampoo and conditioner. Hats fit better. It might not be as pleasant in the cold but that is not a problem down here.

 

Tbf I am talking like, actually to the skin bald. Not just really short hair. But the bald people I know have to shave multiple times a week which sounds like too much work to me

 

That type of "shaved head" is definitely a pain, but it looks better than the horseshoe shape of late-stage balding. It is that or going to Turkey and getting the hair plugs.

 

I am doing it bc genetics but it is much easier than you (or I for that matter before I started) seem to think

 

So what to you constitues the logical diet of a teacher?

 

The volume of times having to do it is a pain sure but once you start the trade off is the amount of time for the actual haircut is much quicker

 

Chicken. We are going in circles here

 

According to my doctor humans should be eating grilled meat and blueberries and avocados.

 

So you basically just eat what your doctor tells you. You know, you could've led with that instead of making this some weird class divide.

 

I can't be responsible for bad faith interpretations of things I say. When I think of blue jeans and beer and hamburgers I think of people who work with their hands. Any judgment of those people is beyond me; the janitor and the secretary and the fast food cashier are more honorable and have more dignity than the ruling class. I don't use Rogaine because I am not balding and I don't use pregnancy tests because I can't get pregnant. Life doesn't have to be so angry.

 

I find eating hamburgers a humbling exercise that helps me feel more connected to the working class

 

Yeah that’s fair. I’m sure there’s some level of “it’s not what I’m used to so I’d probably hate it” going on in my imagination

 

7-11 pizza at 7 a.m. can have the same outcome.

 

Somebody who’s had a hamburger would never say this

 

so this is how we got here

 

this thread sucks man