Weapons (Zach Cregger, August 8, 2025) Movie • Page 19

Listen, you didn't have to answer, but I appreciate that you did.

 

Each theater could have one of those soundproof sex boxes in the corner, but inside is a toilet and a monitor that’s also playing the movie

 

I can hold my pee but sometimes I don’t want to. I didn’t pee during this film.

 

“Soundproof Sex Box” is my favourite Stone Temple Pilots song

 

If there wasn’t a conversation about the bathroom habits of every poster in a movie thread on chorus.fm, was it actually a movie thread on chorus.fm

 

I think knowing now who and what Gladys is will help a second viewing for me because I won’t go in with any preconceived notions or expectations. Initially when the first teaser was dropped and the marketing was mostly just these eerie, unsettling ring camera videos of kids Naruto running through the street in the middle of the night, I had thought maybe the mystery would end up being cosmic horror and that the children’s disappearance would remain unresolved. When I saw the second trailer it became a lot clearer that this strange looking woman and her little bell was most likely the culprit, but I think I was still hoping for some cosmic horror element to it. So to find out in the theater that, no, it’s actually a witch and the kids are all alive (which was also given away in the trailer because they literally show them crashing through the window in pursuit of Gladys) was a bit of an adjustment.

 

I think we can drop the spoiler tags since this is out

I really love imagining this as, like...a Blair Witch extension.