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I watched my wife play a little last night. She was fishing in this weird spot and I asked her where she was.

Her: 'The witch's lair.'

Me: 'Why won't that guy let you pass?'

Her: 'I have to give him void egg mayonnaise.'

Me: '?????'

and also this:

Me: 'What is that thing on your horse's head?'

Her: 'A trash can lid. I don't know it got on there and I don't know how to remove it.'

Me: 'Do you even know how to play this game??'

Her: 'No.'

Mind you, she's probably put like 40+ hours into this game already

 

Took down the boss and fixed the generator in Mina at Nox’s Bayou. I was stuck forever trying to figure out how to get out. Must’ve missed some fast travel option but it’s ok. I was able to explore more and unlocked the train.

 

each character in the spirit lift has a secret ending, i've gotten two so far and one of them is reallllly fucking dark haha...

 

Must have this.

 

Dragon’s Dogma 2: Dark Arisen adds 25+ hours of content after nearly two years in development. We talk to the devs about how the expansion came to be - AUTOMATON WEST

 

Ah, you haven't played the sad one yet.

 

The Definitive Ranking Of FromSoftware Farming Locations I Like

important stuff

 

Don’t worry, Sekiro’s Flower Viewing Stage farm, that writer may have forgotten you, but I never will.

 

Finished Ghost of Yotei. Absolutely loved it.

 

three houses so GOATed man

 

This is so fucking dope.

 

DeS 4-1 was robbed

 

Noctule (Ex-Svalbard) Announce 'Elden Ring'-Inspired Sophomore Album "Extinguish Thy Flame", Stream "Lord Of Blood" Video - Theprp.com

Never heard of this person and haven't heard the song yet, but this is pretty dope.

 

Attack Only on Steam

This looks pretty cool.

 

I’ve avoided doing a whirlwind barbarian to this point in Diablo 4 because it gets memed on for being too easy but I tried pivoting to it from a frenzy throw build and… sorry, it’s just very fun to spin around the room very fast and kill everything in sight.

Do think that I’ll probably be trying Path of Exile II soon though because boy, blizzard doesn’t seem to care that much about making interesting seasons huh?

 

HEY DOODS

 

Whirlwind+perfect skull soul scratch=ultimate cow killing machine. Throw on some silks and dual cathans rings and you’ll never need a potion again! Real ones remember.

 

That Avatar game deserves more love. Yes, it’s basically just Far Cry on Pandora but the formula works very well in this situation and damn is it pretty

 

fact the Bioshock game is hella old and it’s still giving me the spooks is pretty good

I also love exploring everywhere

 

I love that Matt Damon once turned down 'a bunch of money' to appear in a Bourne game because they wouldn't make it more like Myst

This is based as fuck.

 

New Vegas and Fallout 3 Remasters coming!

 

I wonder if MS demanded Bethesda confirm things in the wake of the last few weeks of chaos.

 

"please please please stop yelling at us"