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yeah you're not salting your water enough pal

 

I'm quite liberal with the salt, pinch just sounds fancy

 

Are you okay, Jersey?

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Cipher.

 

The kind of copypasta Les Grossman would use tbh.

 

wouldn't surprised me if oldjers typed that all instead of copy and pasting tbh

 

Definitely the kind of dude to type it all out. He's a rebel.

 

i'm rogue

 

@Dirty Sanchez I see you

 

@Dirty Sanchez no I won't play Halo Infinite with you

 

Rough twitter translation:

I assume they're talking about Elden Ring, not literally a new Dark Souls title, but can anybody do a better job translating to confirm lol

 

@RyanRyan

 

I translated one of the replies in Japanese to see if it would tell us what it means

Daxo wants Bravo 2 because it's mentally impossible if the story continues. Ah ... Bravo, no ... Alas ... Alas ... Keeeeeeeeet! !

Was helpful

 

speaking of pasta

 

Happy 5 years to The WitcherTM III: Wild Hunt (R) (C) 2015, 2016.

 

I knew you were a bot

 

This never gets old lol

 

PS3 version of Gears of War 3 looking choppy. Sure they would have smoothed things out for the final release if Microsoft hadn’t opened up their wallet at the last minute.

 

Respawn marks its ten-year anniversary with a new Vancouver studio



So now two Respawn studios and Vince Zampella overseeing them and what was previously DICE LA.

 

And still no Titanfall in the works phuxck EA man

 

nobody actually enjoys Skate, they just say they do to seem cool

 

And wow does that backfire on them

 

I have two options of skateboarding game for you:

In the first game, you can do an ollie and maybe a manual or two. Realism!

In the second game, you can grind on powerlines high above a major city, launch yourself off of rooftops, cause a ton of property damage that changes the layout of the map, and play as Darth Maul or Spider-Man.

I know which one I'm picking.