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Depends on the state

 

@dadbolt

 

I did

I’ll think twice before using the oven on instant cookie dough ever again

 

it's interesting because I realize there are few things I truly enjoy doing because of anxiety, like my parents are freaking out because they can't sit in a restaurant for an hour and a half and I cant think of anything I'd rather do less haha

 

what happened

 

AMC is expressing doubt that they will stay in business. That sucks just due to the implications

 

I just triggered myself by going into the health and fitness thread lol
To be fair I should have always known that place was bad news lol

but right now I’m like people are scared of the elliptical? I’ve used that since I was 9– ohh yeah not everyone was forced to exercise at the gym as a child bc of fatphobia ha ha ha can’t relate

 

20 to 25 seconds and you get a cooked but still dough-y cookie it even spread out like it does in the oven some

 

but seriously everything's been getting more corporate for the past decade or so and it's just gonna get worse

 

When a holiday depends on a relationship status it is cancelled in my book (speaking as someone who has been in a relationship once on that day lol)

 

DON’T!(DO NOT) INHALE THE FUMES

 

what?

 

don’t play with me sanchy I’m serious

 

Now you act like you don’t understand????

 

okay, now make some scrambled eggs in your microwave.

 

im srs dude stop am I ok?

 

That's how my mom taught me to do it. I didn't scramble them on the stove until I moved out

 

idk bout that now

 

same cup as the cookie

 

5 seconds on 30% power, stir, 5 seconds on 30% power, stir, 5 seconds on 30% power, stir, 5 seconds on 30% power, stir, 5 seconds on 30% power, stir, 5 seconds on 30% power, stir, 5 seconds on 30% power, stir, 5 seconds on 30% power, stir, 5 seconds on 30% power, stir, 5 seconds on 30% power, stir, 5 seconds on 30% power, stir, 5 seconds on 30% power, stir.

Adjust per your microwave.

 

I have never adjusted the power settings hahaha

Just microwave on high for a few minutes, stir, microwave again, repeat until cooked

 

Oh you're kidding

 

If you have to ask then I’m sorry it’s already too late.

 

not even when defrosting?

 

Yes, @ me not him next time

The dough I make from scratch doesn't say you can't

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Cant believe none of you ever microwaved cookie dough smh