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anyone ever heard of Twentyone Pilots

 

That’s twenty one too many

 

hang that in the MET

 

s o c I e t y

 

I want a deep fake of Musk face on Arther Clownman

@Dirty Sanchez

 

I’m limited to the markup that Apple allows me to on the phone.

 

sometimes the internet is good

 

Well, final straw... the bidet that was back ordered for 3 months finally shipped and was supposed to arrive yesterday. Guess who has two thumbs and still isn't enjoying a pleasantly clean booty?

 

bidets are tasty but idk if I could eat a 3 month old one

 

Desperate times

 

They aren’t eating it silly, they’re using a straw they said

 

in all honesty bidets are the best even better than Krispy kreme

 

That’s not saying much

 

I...don’t know what I just walked into so imma back away slowly from that



But immediately waking up and opening your phone to see all the madness going on is uh. Somethin.

 

I sobbed all morning watching the news.

 

My office starting to bring some WFH people back and we're ramping up our diagnostic testing to almost back to normal. My supervisor asked my thoughts on returning to the office and it was pretty much

 

Yeah I drank a lot last night, girlfriend suggested I take a phone break cause I was starting to lose it

 

@Sean Murphy

 

Fuckin got’em

 

Aight I’m out y’all have a good day

 

Don’t go

 

good gtfo