utterp1gwAnk2k20 • Page 929

Interview number two of the day at 3:30pm.

I may have landed the first one of the day. Its possible I could have a new job by Tuesday.

 

acting like I’m interested in my boomer coworker tell me about some stupid car parts on eBay he sells, falling asleep

 

tell him he'd get more buyers if he sold bofa

 

I found an article from 2003 about ***** *** and I’m just like damn this would have meant so much more to me and others in an alternate universe where Jesse wasn’t a trash can

 

really makes you think

 

Woke up, saw Trump’s tweet, threw up
Too much pain today

 

I've had diarrhea for three and a half weeks.





@aliens exist

 

@Mr. Serotonin any tips, doctor?

 

Drink about 8 miller lites and hit a kief bowl and let the pain melt away, my friend @Kingjohn_654

Or, maintain a healthy, balanced diet. Kellogg's, our purpose is to nourish.

-Dr. Mr. Serotonin, R.S., Esquire

 

that seems entirely too long to be healthy, but i'm not a doctor.

 

Kellogg's, here to keep your palms from getting hairy.

 

rookie

 

thinkin' 'bout crackin' a cold one

 

that doesnt sound like you. arent you usually 5 deep by this point in a day?

 

I’m so glad this thread is dead when I’m high at night lol

 

i'll work to change that and make it extra fun for you

 

since you all asked,

the grapefruit bon&viv aint nothing compared to the grapefruit white claw

thank you

 

you're welcome

 

I def need more grapefruit claw

 

I was trying to go through old stuff and that always is a doozie

on one hand it was entertaining to look back
And on the other hand it’s jarring

like it’s very bizarre and heartbreaking to read my journal from middle school and see that I am still making the same mistakes and doing the same dumb shit and not changing

like I feel like I’ve come a long way, but also, am the exact same loser person I was at 14

 

One of the finest.