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can you imagine when people figure this out and start saying "my child is 529 days"


and the mindfuck when your birthday is your birthday

 

i think it's acceptable to say your child is "___" months old up until 2 years, mostly because a lot of clothing is weirdly sized by age for newborns/infants

once yer kid is 2 cut the shyte

 

like i worked at a swim school for like 6 years and moms out here really being like "oh my 41 month old"

 

that's when you drown them

 

funny they dont need lessons anymore

 

I don’t care what the calendar says, Sunday is the end of the week.

 

i work with 0-3, i get it all the time. and i'm always like "ok...*math*... so they're 3." and send them to the other room

 

cryptic

 

I get it to an extent on the kid thing just bc developmentally a 12 month old is pretty different from a 22 month old even though they’re both “1”

 

well i am a very proud 381 month old

 

it says it in the name! week END

 

Is this Robert Smith

 

yeah but every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end

 

I know it’s corny but on the 18th of every month I’ll still say shit to my girlfriend like “happy 57 months!”

 

That’s not corny it’s cute

 

haha we do that too

 

old

 

That's the ketchup number

 

ruok

 

Wow what a compliment.

 

You know I'm not

 

This is savage but I only just woke up so I don’t know why

 

It’s my birthday!!!








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