utterp1gwAnk2k20 • Page 918

any time i notice one of the v small changes jason makes to the site it makes me realize i spend waayy too much time on here and i need to stop lmao

(the shading in these boxes around the site are a slightly brighter blue than they used to be lmao):

 

time to call animal services or some shit,i dunno

 

they probably stop barking when you're sleeping

 

I think that one song that goes “I’m proud to be an american” is the funniest shit ever. Imagine just sitting in your room listening to it and crying.

 

it's for the troops and the moms

 

the task/menu bar is also alot smoother looking/slightly smaller font now on mobile haha

i notice them right away too

 

"Hello, Animal 911? Can you get this thing to shut the fuck up?"

 

i noticed yesterday if i turn my phone to landscape view, i don't have to press "more options" to get most of the little media add in buttons. that's where i'm at here.

 

there was like a slideshow that went around after 9/11 with that song to a bunch of pictures of like fireman and people cleaning up ground zero and.....my parents watched it a TON.

 

are they inside or outside? maybe you can throw some stuff over the fence(?) to keep them occupied, like benadryl in some meat?

 

tell your parents they’re corny

 

not trying to drag your ass, but being literally so close to it, i don't think it's corny
still sensitive topic in my fam

serious quota met for the day

 

Ok I will preface this with yes I’m high BUT

I just started thinking about how weird time is

like, I’ve been basically keeping track in my head like ok it’s been 3 weeks since the breakup etc. so in a few more days It’s going to be 4 weeks since the breakup. which means a month since the breakup. Right?
yet. Lol. If it was an anniversary you would say one month anniversary on the actual same day (for instance the 5th of each month)

but in this case...they aren’t the same day

 

i wish this was an actual album (is it?)
AITA, yes i would give it to all the country fans i know and watch them eat it up

 

it’s okay you can drag my ass if I’m being insensitive, sorry about that. I was like 4 when it happened so I feel a weird disconnect lol

 

I mean my family is only one half step removed from MAGA redneck types and my mom dated a stereotypical white middle aged marine veteran at that time so I definitely watched my fair share of those corny ass videos and cried to them


I’m not trying to shit on it or demean what Renee said. It was just extremely corny as a 10 year old in Florida who didn’t know anything about anything.
There was just a lot of patriotism propaganda going on at that point that played on your emotions

 

how are you parents, will and jada?

 

cancelled his ass





but also yes its a very sensitive topic for my fam still as well, for i guess obvious reasons.

 

BUT REALLY
Has it been a month since the breakup on Tuesday which is how I’ve been measuring the weeks
Or when it’s the same day
Fodndnsn

 

same day, months are like 4 1/2 weeks I get the confusion haha

 

I was gonna say I think the real issue here is that we say months are 4 weeks when that’s not true

 

i do the 'months are exactly 4 weeks' math all the time KNOWING fully well its incorrect lol

 

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