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I like to be full not bloated with sweets

 

i've never ever been a dessert person. i'd rather go for 2nds or 3rds than switch to desserts

 

I would give up steak way before dessert

 

i'll take salt over sugar until the day I die

 

The only time a hills gif has ever made me smile

 

1,000%

 

I think I like you even more Ken

 

Yeah, thank god for life threatening allergies to knock me back to my senses. My body's way of protesting the lack of meat

 

I will happily eat crisps (chips for you Americans) over chocolate any day of the week

 

SAVORY SQUAD

 

if I see another "I miss having plans to cancel lol" meme

 

why not both?

 

for example, on thanksgiving you can catch me with my 4th helping of turkey and stuffing while everyone else is slicing into the pies

 

What will you do

 

that's not the point!1

 

I wouldn’t even touch the pies like fuck off give me meat and gravy

 

Steak easily

 

Like how many times a week can one eat steak?? You can eat a diff dessert every day!

 

not go on facebook for a long time

that'll show em

 

TURKEY?!?!?!

 

Never eat pasta
Never eat dessert

2 EZ

 

Y'all are monsters