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"hey mr. @oncenowagain why do you have a tab open called "animal crossing rule 34"?"

 

thank you, @aliens exist

 

“And what are rules 1 - 33???”

 

We don’t talk about those

 

look all I’m saying is if you haven’t watched your girl rub one out you’re missing out

 

Oh I have, just not to porn

 

if it wasnt to porn what was it to

 

Are JOI porn?

 

So what's everyone's favorite wrestling move?

 

I worked a half shift and decided to take the rest of the night off for self care and getting Taco Bell.

 

To each other? Like idk how specific you want me to be here lmao we were doing the deed and paused during to do that...while facing each other? Twas v romantic

 

Okay but like

The expression "loose cannon"

Like, did no one notice it was loose? They just threw a cannonball and lit it anyway? And like, do they load it again or what? Seems like a one time threat at best.

 

It’s good you’re working out your material here late at night so not that many people can see it

 

Today has been unrelenting in its shittiness. The vet called to check up on me (which is sweet), but also report that the autopsy they did didn’t show any obvious reasons for his passing. But the call just ripped the band aid right off

 

maaannnnnnn

 

cleaning out my closet, just found a joint in my old backpack

 

April 1st is the worst thing ever

 

Almost finished watching Gravity Falls again :( god bless Disney+

 

@aliens exist