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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by RyanRyan, Mar 26, 2020.

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  1. RyanRyan Mar 31, 2020
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    My dad when discussing porn many years ago: “nah. What’s the point? Once you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all. Wife up and don’t waste time on that shit”.

    Context: his colleagues thought it’d be hilarious to put a porno VHS in his lunchbox knowing full well my mum would clean his lunchbox and see it. I was laughing until he got super serious suddenly and implied porn was this deadly addictive path paha. No he’s not religious.
     
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  2. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 31, 2020
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    run away with me Platinum

    aww your mom made your dad a lunchbox
     
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  3. RyanRyan Mar 31, 2020
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    Haha still does to this day. Those fuckers would be lost without each other.
     
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  4. ComedownMachine Mar 31, 2020
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    ive never read a faker statement and people worship blink-182 on this website
     
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  6. RyanRyan Mar 31, 2020
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    I’ll be sure to pass this on to my dad
     
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  7. RyanRyan Mar 31, 2020
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    Dumb question do people watch porn in relationships where you live together? How do you even find the time / space? In my current living situation it’d have to be some super sneaky thing and that’d just feel weird.
     
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  8. spreadthehummus2321 Mar 31, 2020
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    wanna go for a ryyyde

    it wouldnt be that weird if thats what uve got to do itd be kind of like living w ur parents again
     
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  9. ComedownMachine Mar 31, 2020
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    pretty easy imo but I don’t even have to sneak sometimes I’ll do it next to her
     
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  10. BlueEyesBrewing Mar 31, 2020
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    stay-in-place laws notwithstanding, they aren't always home when you are. Or showers
     
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  11. angrycandy Mar 31, 2020
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  12. angrycandy Mar 31, 2020
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    now everyone admit one of your kinks
     
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  13. dadbolt Mar 31, 2020
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    it doesn’t have to be sneaky just watch it with your SO bruh
     
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  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 31, 2020
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    run away with me Platinum

    Jess into it too

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  17. RyanRyan Mar 31, 2020
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    Interesting concept lol
     
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  18. RyanRyan Mar 31, 2020
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    I think I’ve already revealed too much tbf
     
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  19. angrycandy Mar 31, 2020
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  20. EASheartsVinyl Mar 31, 2020
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    My grandfather didn’t learn how to make coffee until he was like 55 because my grandmother had always been there, so when she had to go stay with my mom while she was pregnant with my brother she taught him how to do that and like boil water. Then we found out after he died and she was 91 that she had never opened a bottle of wine because he was the family bartender.:verysad::verysad:
     
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  21. angrycandy Mar 31, 2020
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    aww :-/
     
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  22. RyanRyan Mar 31, 2020
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    Fucking WHOLESOME :’( awww just. HUG.
     
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  24. angrycandy Mar 31, 2020
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    wish my upbringing was half that wholesome
     
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  25. EASheartsVinyl Mar 31, 2020
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    They were the best. Totally different strengths that worked so well together.
     
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  26. oncenowagain Mar 31, 2020
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    My wife and I have watched porn together
     
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  27. oncenowagain Mar 31, 2020
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    Whadya gonna do with him when you catch him
     
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  28. oncenowagain Mar 31, 2020
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    No kidding

    I knew there was nothing bad on my computer, but Ive had multiple video conferences lately and when I do screen share I always think someone’s gonna see something bad

    just had my first Zoom with parents and students today ughhh
     
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