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The moonshine’s coming out pray for me

 

Ello govner

 

What’s all this then

 

Lmao unfortunately bullet trains don’t go to tiny seaside port towns. Those things are insanely fast and you can get from each of the main city in scary fast times. They’re every bit as good as they’re made out to be!

Hey I’ll take all the TP we can get in this scary virus times

I chortled aloud to this

 

I wish you all lived here I want a chorus meet so bad

 

I’ve never actually had moonshine is it as deathly as I’ve been told or is it just like vodka?

 

It doesn’t burn at all and it’s some crazy proof, mine is peach flavored

 

Peach for a peachy boy

 

I woke up at 6am then went back to sleep til half 7 and my god that hour and a half was the best sleep I’ve had in forever. What gives?!

 

mind ur business Ryan

 

Don’t tell me what to do u weapon

 

Today is especially hard
Well every day is especially hard
Every day is so long
And painful

 

Also I just deleted like half my fb friends list lol

 

Bullocks pigwank innit

 

Mate it’s bOllocks not bullocks

 

Also you usually pronounce it ennit rather than innit but both are okay.



thing that really pisses me off is Americans saying twat as twOt. It’s an A guys. TwAt. Like tw@

 

Blimey sharnels, ay ay guvbor.

 

What the bloody hell is a sharnel guvbor hahahah

 

Can you all just come to Japan and visit every ‘British-style’ pub here and talk in British accents the whole time because Americans trying British accents is incredibly entertaining

 

That just sounds like a Boston accent now

Whatever the collective accents of the spice girls are, that'd be mine

 

somethin like that