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drag his ass

 

People are always bragging about how great and fast the Japan train lines are, but I guess they were just taking the piss innit

 

STFU

 

good morning

goes on twitter "G-Eazy is Now Out Here Covering Bob Dylan & The xx"

okay time to go back to sleep

 

Now we know where ryan lives lets TP his house

 

Yeah, anyone got any cheap flights to Your Location

 

I did it
I went for a walk
Outside
in the sun

 

Now WHERE ARE MY ENDORPHINS / SERATONIN?!?

 

Real talk I opened my health app for the first time and it’s alarming how sedentary I’ve been
I mean I knew
But seeing it laid out like that I’m like k I gotta be more active lol

 

@Mr. Serotonin

 

Yeah doctor explain why I don’t have you

wait what

 

Change it to themselves when they don’t have a husband and you have why I’m trying to get endorphins you see

 

in Florida

You so brave!

 

I’ve been going for hour long jogs around the back roads of my neighborhood every day for two weeks now
basically come across 2-3 people whenever I do it and keep about 3 alligators distance between us when I pass them

 

Why did I have a dream that I had to write a ten page paper the night before it was due but people kept distracting me smh

 

what was the paper about

 

Why Joe Biden shouldn't be president, I picked the theme

 

damn i wish i had such easy topics when i was in school

 

A hall of fame meme

 

PornHub I.T. Guy Suggests Jacking it Off, On Again

 

thank you thank you
I feel I should be truthful
I only had the motivation to go outside because someone in a local fb group said that there were 20 cops and helicopters off my street so I wanted to investigate

I didn’t see shit D: liars

you just casually jog for an hour ?!?!? damn who does that

That was the spirit of me @CobraKidJon and @Dog with a Blog visiting you in your sleep I think