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I’m always surprised they got away with that during the code. That guy is so pure.

 

I hate that mine is Without A Paddle. Seen it about 30 times. Cry laughing every time. The others would be Mrs Doubtfire and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.









In fact I’ve probably watched Mrs Doubtfire about 50 times nvm. I quote it daily. Whenever my gf walks through the door “HELLLLooooooooo”. Sometimes I throw fruit at her just so I can say “It was a rrrrrun-by fruiting!” And if she ever needs help? “HELP IS ON THE WAYYYY”.

 

True story:

warped tour 2004 randalls island nyc it was about 102 degrees and no shade to speak of, they were letting about 50 ppl at a time into a movie trailer every 2 hours to screen this movie before release, nearly everyone going in was going in to get into air conditioning. we left after a half hour. We decided roasting to death was better than watching that movie in air conditioning lol

 

I can’t help that you’re an uncultured swine

 

LOVELYTOMEETYOU!

 

Seriously. One of my fav movies.

 

DONT MAKE ME GET THE HOSE

 

Robin Williams was a fucking treasure and it literally broke my family hearing the news

 

“The whole time. THE WHOLE TIME!!” is another very helpful phrase in my family.

 

Hahah yesss. Once, just ONCE I got to use “broke my bag, the bastard” and it was to my mum after my brother pulled a drawstring out of it. I loved that bag. My mum didn’t even scold me for swearing she just looked at my dad and burst out laughing. I was like 10

 

I looked away from Always Sunny for a moment and Charlie is now in full Nazi regalia

 

the tv is reading my mind again. i was thinking about how funny it was that time 90's nation on mtv classic played the "official" music video for A Whole New World (yeah, Aladdin) sandwiched between two rap videos and it just did it again

 

weird flex but ok

 

I wore out a lot of VHS tapes as a kid. And there are still some movies that go together in my brain because they were recorded on the same one.

 

I’m stupid high rn

 

i did this with cds. i didnt want the real ones to get scratched in the car by careless friends, so i'd burn them onto blanks. but the blanks were 80 min, so sometimes 2-3 albums would go on one disc. so like, track 28 is my favorite

i just rolled a beauty with the worst dutch ever. freaking arts & crafts over here.

 

I'm working on it. Today just turned to shit real quick.

 

That’s great. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anyone burning multiple full albums onto one CD, you were so ahead of the curve.

Spaceballs is actually one of the ones that has a partner in my brain since it was something I watched all the time. Or some where the ads that played before it started are completely burned into my memory along with the movie. Sometimes the nostalgia doesn’t fully kick in watching them on blu ray or streaming because there isn’t like a super long Raisinets commercial too.

 

FRRRRIIIDDAAYYY

 

My girlfriend got drunk and told me she thinks I leave dishes laying around to make her mad and my brain just can't process why someone would fucking say that so then I got high and now I can hear her crying from the bedroom and I seriously just want to die a little.

 

Cliche or patronising as it might sound, she’s drunk. Everything’s heightened and irrational rn. It’ll be alright mate, have a sit down and talk about it once you’re both not buzzed! We all be here for you

 

i hope you took care of any dishes that were laying around in the meantime