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community college didn't have dorms

 

Or film

 

I’m glad I was a late bloomer and got to skip the car sex phase of life

 

I’ve probably seen Spaceballs the most. It’s one of the very first movies I ever remember watching and there were times when I was young where I feel like I watched it every day. I’d have to think about what drama or horror I’ve seen the most.

 

or join in

 

When it’s not the only option, it’s great.

 

Oh my fucking god THE PLUMS

 

I haven’t felt the need to invoke the option, I value my back lol

 

Hey, I’ll trade you my twinkie for those plums

 

left the radio on and my battery died

 

I’m more into half nude buffet parties myself.

 

2 plum for 1 special

 

I never had an issue finding a place to have sex when I was younger because for some reason my mom would let me bring my girlfriends into my room and then would never check in? Like I had sleepovers with my girlfriends when I was 16

 

Can’t wait to move to a city with quality buffet orgies

 

the car sex phase is where i got my start

Thankful for spacious jeeps

 

I’m always shocked when parents are that chill, one gf I had I spent the night after our first date and her mom made me breakfast in the morning

 

I think both those things are illegal now

 

SO THATS WHY PEOPLE LIKE JEEPS SO MUCH

 

Dennis, if I was looking for safe, I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall.

 

yea thats why jeep drivers all wave to each other too

 

wtf my younger sister wanted a jeep!

 

Yea i mean its def not the gas mileage