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fight club

 

that movie takes the lords name in vain though

 

Yknow she’s so close I wonder if I could get her to throw me to the cats
Imagine how long this body would feed tigers for!!!

then people can’t say I didn’t care enough about the animals in tiger king

is it still murder if it’s consensual

 

Robert Paulson?

 

Isnt it weird that the word consensual refers both to consent and consensus

like.........those are two different things

like, well the group sex was consensual
“So the victim agreed and gave consent?”
“Well...no but the consensus of the group was to have sex, so...”

 

i have a joke for this but i know better

 

Speaking of, still haven't been counted for the 2020 consensus

 

Don't forget Frozen I & II

also on Disney+

 

yes, it's still murder. and stop with this talk. i can't believe i'm the one saying it but if you really need to talk, i'm always here. i might not be that helpful but i've got ears(eyes?)

 

Ello

 

american beauty, joker, deadpool

 

Damn bro guess u don’t count

 

didn't you hear? we're all going to hold hands from ocean to ocean and then forrest will run passed and count us all.


(i had no idea where that sentence was going when i started but i like where it ended)

 

they don't count houseboats

 

I hear frozen 2 is about a nice girl

 

"she's not getting close to me just because she's afraid her ice powers will accidentally trigger!"

 

I don’t think it’s still murder. Guess the consensus is out on that one
I guess what’s hard is people trying to be there for me (and it being well intentioned) but feels.........idek the word. Like, I don’t like opening up about it to even people I feel close to. so that’s why all those “are you ok?!” Messages suck bc I literally don’t know what to say except no I’m literally not okay
I don’t want to talk too much about what happened/is happening but I also want to be able to scream and express myself and feel heard and comforted and not alone

I really fucking miss my best friend. I’m just lost as a person without him.

 

That...doesn’t look like the intro for zoey 101

 

did Zoey 911 start with Colbie Calliat's Bubbly?

 

Is this that thing
From that one movie

 

No but it starts like that

honestly that joke was gr8 and I’m so unappreciated I hate it here I would have killed on vine

 

Lmao it doesn’t even start that way haha Hahahahah I’m going back to bed