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would cop

 

This should be illegal

 

Oh I’m sorry.

 

Chopped liver.

 

One of my favorite local restaurants closed a year or two ago and among the dishes I miss was a fried chicken liver sandwich with apple slaw.

 

I'm havin' beef wellington, asparagus tips, and mashed potatoes for dinner. And red wine. Lotsa red wine.

 

Sounds pretty good

 

I got some really good groceries today

 

I’m Ninja Food Grillin egg roll and this orange chicken.

 

eat tha booty like groceries

 

whatcha get

 

oh, man. give me a second and I'll list off everything

 

that's the same exact meal i had for my bday this year. so good

 

Happy birthday

 

2 Monster vanilla cream cappuccinos, a Reese's candy bar, a 12-pack of Reese's cups, orange dark chocolate, Grasshoppers, Peanut Butter Snickers, Blue Bell Confetti Cake ice cream, Peanut Butter Half Baked, brussels sprouts, kale, yogurt, pears, mango, kiwi, lima beans, albacore tuna, Eggo chocolate chip waffles, French toast sticks, Bubba Burgers, Hawaiian hamburger buns, French's mustard, Newman's Own marinara sauce, tomato basil Whisps, a 12-pack of Cherry Vanilla Coke in cans, chocolate milk, a 24 pack of water, bananas, blackberries, blueberries, hazelnut Uncrustables, a bunch of different Evol frozen meals (butternut squash & sage ravioli, truffle parmesan mac & cheese, fire grilled steak), Jif natural creamy peanut butter, Biscoff cookie butter, oatmeal, ziti, mostaccioli, and angel hair pasta, Gevalia mocha latte k-cups, cheddar sour cream & onion Cheezit Snap'd, syrup, cinnamon and I think that's it

 

thanks!

it was in january, but ill still take it

 

oh and some mini cannolis

 

Phuk the beef wellington i had on our 1 year anniversary last year haunts my dreams i need it again

 

Mine too, actually. Guess i'm celebratin' late.

 

I've had just about enough of your shit Renee

 

I was going to have an incredible filet with flavors of beef Wellington for my birthday this year until everything fell apart.

 

fight fight fight

 

hopefully she knows I'm kidding