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That makes it even funnier when my date was like “mm that’s good, you can’t even tell it was made in a factory!”
Like......oh, accurate

 

They microwave the food at Applesbee's

 

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Everyone always says that and I’m like damn they need to give me their microwave secrets bc food from my microwave certainly never tastes like that

 

whoa

 

I know the quesadillas were (are) pre made, and you cant get it without meat.

 

My friend worked at Olive Garden for a looong time so I could never make fun of it but now I am freeee

 

And I think the chicken tenders are microwaved too :(

 

Couldn't tell when I had them the other night

 

I’d bet a lot of money they come in frozen and are deep-fried to order!

 

I want Chili’s.

 

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Applebee’s making questionable food? Never woulda thought

 

Chili’s is good, those chicken crispers hit different

 

I’m getting stimulated tomorrow, finally some relief.

 

Amanda Palmer continues to suck into oblivion.

 

Carson Palmer’s daughter?

 

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and Gaiman somehow comes across worse

 

How so? (i just saw the news so i probably missed some shit, but Amanda will never not be awful).

 

he flew from New Zealand to England leaving Amanda and their kid alone in another country during a pandemic

 

Ahh, well that's not awesome either. Sigh. Although I only feel for his kid, she's an adult.

 

The Fast and the Furious is on SYFY jsyk