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RIP to yr wife & pets

 

Remember when that guy died from the smell of his own farts :(

 

My king

 

psh all of my farts are now my dogs farts

 

I always assumed it was a metal cookie sheet

 

don’t tell james I called him a king he hates that

 

Damn Genie In A Bottle just came on the radio at my work and I was fuckin vibing with it hard af

 

whoa

 

@SlappinCups ??

 

He can’t tell if he’s a kingpin or a pauper anyway

 

a page in my sophomore yearbook

 

maybe

 

oh I guess the story is not true sorry for spreading false fart conspiracy theories

 

Your yearbook or mine

 

No fans of Metallica’s Sweet Amber at your school?

 

lol way to go long island

 

damn I told you not to protest

 

"this is america not nazi germany" jesus fucking christ just bc you cant get a haircut or go sit at millers you're comparing it to literal nazi germany

 

that's considered "enormous" huh?

 

so the media can platform white supremacists and ignore striking workers yeah

 

gotta bootlick at all levels

 

Actually heard the quote "we need summer on the island" in support of opening beaches. NO, WE NEVER NEED SUMMER

I saw this on news12 and the poor reporter had the mic on a 6 foot pole. Hope he got $10k that day