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Lmao stephenie Meyers gonna be ripped to shreds
Twilight came out in a so much less feminist/woke/educated time
I myself loved it in high school
Now I’m horrified at the idea of a new one

 

Rebooted with Justin Bieber as the lead.

 

The format of that looked like I tried to write a poem
About fucking twilight

 

terrible day

 

Gm king

 

he's more of a Ford guy

 

I can barely keep my eyes open like i can’t muster the energy to turn the tv off

 

The most awkward, uncomfortable movies I've ever seen? yes absolutely

 

I’m so glad when I got my first tattoo at 16 I didn’t get a twilight tattoo
Bc I feel like I maybe would have
And that would be very embarrassing

 

gm = good morning

 

mornin

 

My ex ex ex kicked me out because I accidentally word for word predicted a line in the second movie which I’d never seen

 

Fox News article comments are incredibleee lmao

 

Hmm, do you have a Fox News account?

 

Whose face would it been of?

 

Was Jacob known for wearing Jorts?

 

My local game store got a restock of puzzles and I am WAY too excited about it.

 

Idk I only noticed the unclothed parts

 

no but I’m thinking about it, the opportunity to troll is tantalizing

 

Fuckin ell

 

One time my mom was watching the dorito give a uuuuuuge speech on tv and all I said was "oh, president michael scott" and she lost her shit
AITA?

 

Lmaoo
I deff would have gotten one of the book covers bc they were so ~simplistically artsy~
Honestly loving twilight so much was super indicative of all the deeper things wrong with me
But I still defend it in some ways because I think so much of the criticism leveled back then was dumb and sexist. There’s sooooo much valid criticism and it’s not that it’s “cringey”.