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Lol @RamonaQuimby ”someone here” aka THE someone who created here

 

Speaking of Nike gift cards I deff won a $50 or $100 one years ago and have yet to use it bc I’m trash obviously

 

We can’t make soles puns here apparently I’ll get triggered

 

?! Use ittttt.

 

I hope people get what I mean with this but do you ever see someone and think like...you KNOW they smell of cheese?

 

My original mindset was that I was going to go use it at the outlet mall
Like might as well get something discounted right?
Except I never went to the outlet mall

 

No way you can use that bad boy online?

 

I probably could but idk what size my feet are in Nike!

 

Does that...vary?

 

I wonder how many people I know that run their own onlyfans

 

What?? The size of my feet doesn’t vary but by brand it does just like any other line of clothing?

 

Aw, dont let her rubber sole the wrong way

I thought that was just a "in the movies" thing

 

I have never experienced shoe sizes varying by brand haha. Clothing sure but shoes never! This is brand new information

 

YES

 

I thought she was talking about @jorbjorb lol

 

Sorry, usually I'm the worst with puns but it just came to me. I couldn't waste it

 

I’m crying

 

I think ive drank a litre of disaronno

 

Oh no I forgot you were drunk, sorry!

 

This is getting out of hand

 

Did I make another pun and not realize it?

 

All my shoes are between 8 1/2 and 9 1/2. Totally depends on the style and stuff. I guess between sneakers it’s probably similar but yeah idk I just much prefer to try something like that on before buying

 

I thought there was some m*sturb*tion pun going on soz

 

I will go to the store to try on clothes, and then go home and buy them online bc better deals, and even then there's no guarantee.