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it was a chicken parm from Denino's South Pizzeria

 

my girlfriend’s brother “listens to music” by playing the first chorus on YouTube and then switching songs. it drives me so insane haha

 

@Sean Murphy do you like imagine dragons

 

their first album kind of slaps, tbh. the rest after i didnt like

 

imagine dragon deez nuts across ya chin lol

 

ngl, I pictured a cougar in leopard's clothing

Tf. Invite him to chorus.fm

 

I cannot say that i do

 

Thunder, thunder
Thunder, thun', thunder
Thun-thun-thunder, thunder, thunder
Thunder, thun', thunder
Thun-thun-thunder, thunder
Thunder, feel the thunder
Lightning then the thunder
Thunder, feel the thunder
Lightning then the thunder
Thunder, thunder
Thunder

 

it’s fine shak took the bullet for you

sorry shak

 

working OT for a few more weeks because a bunch of Karen’s are flooding my work with complaints about how their clothes haven’t delivered yet

I hate people truly

 

I'm the same way because I'm a people pleaser but you're too good an employee

 

Denino’s South is incredible probably the best pizzeria in Brick (there are a LOT of pizzerias in Brick)

their M.O.R. Special pizza is the best (meatball, onion, ricotta)

 

I should have thought about the consequences

 

on top of some of the best bars and restaurants on the island, my town now has a distillery too. so now i am poorer than i was this morning.

 

I want chicken paaaarrrrrmmmm.

 

our king is here @aliens exist

 

Ugh sry you have sucky neighbors mine are pretty chill.

 

@aliens exist

 

every single person who likes sports thinks this is the coolest thing in the entire world and you can't convince me otherwise

 

I'm sure you're aware but just making sure you know I literally just googled pizzeria Brick New Jersey

 

not for the guy in the back. he has to make sure the rice cookers dont boil over.

 

it turns out my cat likes Cheeto dust a lot.

 

Damn, got myself. I thought I was so smart by ordering dinner at 1:30, bc the discount ended at 2, but I'm starving now and it won't be here until 7.

 

is this a good time to bring up that i recently learned that nick kroll's dad invented corporate espionage or no

 

F in the chat