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did you get a payment date yet?

 

Yeah, I'm getting a check soon

 

Standing in line to get into Costco, it’s littttt

 

whatchya gettin'?

 

Oh hell yeah I dig Mindforce for sure, are these new jams?

 

10 pallets of lattes

 

gotta get some chicken, quinoa, milk, u know the essentials

 

I read that as quinoa milk and I'm sure that's a thing somewhere.

 

m'man!

 

jorts?

 

not yet, my calves aren’t popping this year

 

Also there’s still a bunch of people not wearing masks inside so that’s tight

 

thats bc coronavirus is a hoax and elvis is still alive and the moon landing was fake

 

well, that weird bump on my leg definitely didn’t exist yesterday

 

this is hella true

but also Costco were making masks mandatory, but I guess not!

 

I want this so badly

 

a lot of places around me have signs up stating that if you're not wearing masks you'll be asked to leave, i don't know how enforceable that is - i can see smaller self-owned businesses asking people to leave - but like, i've seen people in grocery stores without them, and nobody is giving them trouble.

 

enjoy your herpes

 

It's Miller Time
#FuckItFridays

 

wow that looks good

 

i have no beer left

 

InstaCart

 

How to Facetime a Bunch of Adorable Eels

 

man now I could really go for some eel rolls

 

Just watched my SO tear up her trump letter, I love her