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I haven’t drank properly in forever lame

 

Ooooof

 

Zoom video conference quiplashing its the real deal

 

Idk what it is with my gf refusing to dry herself off after a shower then jumping into bed and soaking the bed but it has to come to an end because no

 

nice

 

It really ain’t

 

Is it because you’re not the one making her wet?

 

Yes, it's super weird. Like maybe if the minimum age limit was 30 it'd be one thing but even then I can't imagine being like "aw yes gonna date someone my mom's age" bc there's still a lifetime of difference in experiences there

 

Drag my ass

 

My friend Cheddar Bob did shoot himself in the leg with his own gun

 

Any time someone embraces the diss I think of the poet turned actor Marshall Mathers

 

Whiskey and banana grams

 

have u tried handing her a towel bruv?

 

She’s wearing two.

 

my wife kinda does this too and it does drive me batty

 

when I was high I was laughing for like 5 mins straight that you called Matt a bitch lmao

 

I've never been so pissed off and gotten high and still been pissed off


UNTIL FUCKING TONIGHT

 

go to bed elway

 

You're not in bed

 

How do you know. He could be shitposting from bed

 

What’s all this?

 

@RyanRyan Let’s play and chat, homey

 

greatest artist in all black culture

 

I’m assuming you haven’t listened to NF?