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same

 

I have Monday off too, praise jeebus a 3 day weekend in retail

I'd still rather not do 8 days in a row including 55 hours this week tho maybe we could balance that out mkay

 

I meant, it DOES say Gaper...

 

Lmaooo an app for gaping buttholes is how I read that good lord that’s an appalling name

 

Yeah that should be Gapper

Unless it shouldn't...

 

my literal manager at work told me about drizly not hr approved but very kaitie approved

 

@supernovagirl watched the first 2 episodes of the show where the pedos have big kitties

 

Just downed a bottle of wine like it was nothing Godspeed to me

 

Anybody else think it's a little weird that there's an app dedicated to age gap relationships? Like specifically going after someone either really older or younger than u (sorry just thinking of creepy 60 yr olds hitting on 18 yr olds)

 

you mean Jeff Goldblum
but yeah it is

 

what else is new

 

Let the records reflect I never drank that much at home !

 

picture the dudes that would wear these

 

I know a ton of people who would wear the rebel scum one.

 

I don’t get the rebel one like why is the logo weird

 

it's like wu tang but i dont get the connection

 

My aunt FaceTime me to ask if new waxahatchee was good I swear to god if my 55 plus ass ain’t me

 

There isn’t one, it’s just a mashup.

 

so apropos: watching chappelle's show and it's a skit where's he's acting out the skit from "Method Man"

 

Yassss welcome to the dark side

So what you’re saying is Dylan is the reason you drink so much
Checks out

 

That’s true I suppose lol

What what bitch!! Pink stars taste like pink starburst. Yogurt and smoothies basically ARE the same thing. What’s confusing!

 

Spoiler alert

 

What are you gonna do for tomorrow tho?

 

Idk how I feel that you just found out that alcohol apps exist and I've used 2 of them multiple times lol