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yeah

 

LOL @Sean Murphy

 

"This wine is white. It is good."

"This wine is white. It is less good."

"This wine is red so it is, by definition, bad."

 

"I'm hammered"

"It worked"

 

House stupid dumb big my barbers got barbers

 

@jocelyn

 

@Hazelnutsack

 

@b0fA_k1ng

 

@SlappinCups

 

@Dog with a Blog

 

Who cuts her hair

 

One of her co-workers but she only gets it cut like once or twice a year. She colors her own hair usually if it's not something super complicated she's trying to do

 

does she cut your hair?

 

She does

 

At home or at the salon?

 

You cant just ask that

 

why not both?

 

At home, her old salon used to have a rule that you couldn't give free haircuts, even if you had nothing else to do (it was a big dumb corporation), but now that she's booth rent at her new salon I could go there but the timing never works out for when she's there cause she sets her own schedule she can fill it so she's solidly booked, so she just brings her stuff home

 

does she groom Leo and Annabelle?

 

We typically take them to this local pet store down the street that has self wash stations so don't ruin our pipes with all their hair lol but we'll take them to the groomers every now and then if they have a special occasion like a photoshoot lol

They don't really require having their hair cut ever

 

@Dirty Sanchez

 

phuxk john cusack

 

listening to emotion by carly rae on repeat