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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by RyanRyan, Mar 26, 2020.

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  1. Ken Apr 7, 2020
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  2. Ken Apr 7, 2020
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    Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, Russian dressing, and grilled rye bread.

    You're welcome.
     
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  3. Mr. Serotonin Apr 7, 2020
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    How about a side of that bofa everyone's been talkin' about?
     
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  4. Sean Murphy Apr 7, 2020
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    bofa don't pair well
     
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  6. Sean Murphy Apr 7, 2020
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    smh i gotta go get the Rye i knew i forgot something
     
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  7. Dirty Sanchez Apr 7, 2020
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    Make a side of rigatoni and some gobbledygook capeesh??
     
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  8. Sean Murphy Apr 7, 2020
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  9. Ken Apr 7, 2020
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  10. Mr. Serotonin Apr 7, 2020
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    Man the day flies by when you accidentally start with a seltzer
     
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  11. CarpetElf Apr 7, 2020
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    Only thing I miss about my job rn haha
     
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  12. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 7, 2020
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    You don't stop being a barber when you're not working
     
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  13. Sean Murphy Apr 7, 2020
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    drinking a virgin seltzer right now but might make the switch soon
     
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  15. CarpetElf Apr 7, 2020
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    That's what the bassist from The Gaslight Anthem does now. Which, if you know what he looks like, is not surprising at all
     
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  16. Sean Murphy Apr 7, 2020
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    he is very suave looking
     
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  17. CarpetElf Apr 7, 2020
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    Are barbers their own barber or is there are barber barber?
     
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  18. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 7, 2020
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    I guess it depends if they shave or scissor cut

    What happens when they get a shitty haircut lol
     
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  19. Ken Apr 7, 2020
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    nwtkfs
     
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  20. Sean Murphy Apr 7, 2020
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    Who will barber the barbers
     
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  21. Mr. Serotonin Apr 7, 2020
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    Whatddya mean? hahaha
     
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  22. CarpetElf Apr 7, 2020
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    Getting paid to drink.

    It's not as satisfying when the income is from unemployment
     
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  24. Sean Murphy Apr 7, 2020
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    i think he means that he begins his shift with an alcoholic seltzer
     
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  25. Mr. Serotonin Apr 7, 2020
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    Were you a sommelier?
     
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  26. CarpetElf Apr 7, 2020
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  27. jorbjorb Apr 7, 2020
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  28. Sean Murphy Apr 7, 2020
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    only if theyre mad hot
     
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