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what this mean??

 

Easter lol

 

i think they're saying that jesus got crucified so shut the fuck up

classic catholics

 

I think it’s in the bible somewhere

 

yeah I think she’s down to party n what not

 

Lol I love this

 

jesus was in quarantine but eventually left to go search for hidden eggs

one day, we too will be able to find eggs

 

We all gonna die

Lolz cuz beanz suckz

 

My first job was at a Safeway. Awful job

 

I still have some stuff that smells like their house and it makes me very emotional!

 

Publix was my first job obviously. That shit was great tbh*. Deff didn’t realize what I had lolol


* besides the shit pay lol but I guess minimum wage is what you can expect as a teenager with your first job lol

 

If I knew you were bringing company I would have *trimmed* my antlers.

 

such a memorable film

 

I think my grandma drank my pot

 

lmao she's gonna be so high

 

It’s one of the only films in that genre that I still love with all my heart.

 

I had so much fun working at McDonald's. Yeah, you smell like a french fry and the floor is an ice rink of grease, but the group of people I worked with made it such a blast. The way some people pronounce fajita and finally matching a face to a drive thru order were some funny times.

 

lol yeah summer 2003 i made $7.25/hr at Shoprite (which wasnt even min. wage which is wild)

 

"Of course you dont have a microwave, you're 90" and then he puts a banana in the oven

 

ANDD they tried to fukkin fire me bc my drawer was short one night and i was like i'm sorry you can absolutely take the $30 or whatever it was out of my next check and they were like "its not about the money" and i was like "it definitely seems like it is" and went back to work and they didnt fire me

 

You aren't wrong

 

damn murph didn’t know you were such a BA