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oh yeah i've fallen for it. there are a few men i've encountered at my childcare job and i'm like "hey body, calm down."

 

they're not good movies by any means, I don't know what the appeal ever was to begin with, really. it's just torture porn without any real message and I (mostly) hate that kind of stuff

 

Ok random weird Q: are they single moms or married?

 

you're the reason any husband got nagged that night

 

Literal daddy

 

Lol I don’t ask, but it’s typically just moms on their own


I actually try to interact with other people at the park as little as possible

 

I'm SAYIN'

 

@oncenowagain, you should look into this site. you can try and get nominated for father of the year

About the Father of the Year Awards and the Father's Day/Mother's Day Council, Inc.

 

you have my vote

 

So did I! But i was also like 9

 

I DID IT YALL

am I amazing??? A genius?! A perfect student????


Yes to all of those, obviously

 

You’re probably talking about “my wife divorced me bc of dishes in the sink” which is a v important piece of work


Edit: oh I think you’re talking about all the articles that came out after that one comic went viral lol. Either way!!! All accurate

 

where's @aliens exist when you need him

 

I feel like an actual immense high right now

you mean to tell me I could just feel this high naturally by just...doing homework I’ve been putting off???!?

 

Yes I did read that!

and yeah, I’ve read a lot of the pieces that came after

also the Magic Coffee Table skit haha

 

Well that high crashed quickly when I realized I still have another discussion post to do for another class

god damnit lmao

 

I thought taking a class called online communication would be fun but in fact it’s awful and is a waste of my damn time

 

Like hi I know how to communicate online thank u

 

Mikey has me listening to this poppy album and it’s wild

 

frank ocean really has only been releasing legendary music

 

The only good thing that has happened in weeks