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Lock the doors. Problem solved.

 

This lady today came right up next to me on the sidewalk and I moved over away from her and she gave me a dirty look like wtf did she expect???

 

please start standing up for yourself

your roommate sounds like an absolute shithead

 

maybe hold the pickle and I’d eat it. peanut butter filled pretzels with a lil dab of mustard are a v satisfying high snack

 

oh no
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The mustard is easily the worst part of that combination!

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen @supernovagirl after like ~20 hours of eating the fuzz with the kiwi I haven’t shit my pants

 

“He really eats the fuzz with the kiwi, if you know what I mean.”

 

maybe it was the drugs but in my experience it works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Peanut butter and pickle sandwich pretty good anyway

 

idk who the heck this even is

 

My favorite part of that recipe is that it’s called a recipe in the first place.

 

i would say I’ll just take yr word but ima run out of groceries soon enough and I’ll prob try it lol

 

this sounds like gay slang from the 40s

 

there is somehow someone that hangs out on the forum that is actually the biggest bootlicker ever

If you know you know

 

@jorbjorb war zone this weekend or nah

 

Are they for blue MAGA or red MAGA?

 

@broken22 ?????

 

hey man he voted for trump and now regrets it, give him a pass

 

I’m good. He can’t see the tag anyway lol

 

oh I’m giving you shit he sucks lol

 

beer o’clock

 

Uuuhhhhhh.........