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Just had a completely disastrous experience trying to do Target curbside pickup for some groceries for the first time lol, I was trying to limit my person to person contact and long story short we got someone else's order and didn't realize it until we had already drove home so we had to go back to swap them (which isn't a big deal at all mistakes happen) but I would have probably been better off going inside myself because I feel far more exposed after all that lol

 

I woke up and 90% of my Facebook feed was people arguing about pop tarts

It gave me a much needed chuckle

 

Where did we end up on the goat discussion? Did we all agree to block Dan?

 

we're gonna feed him to the goats

 

It's a little known fact that that's what actually happened to Carole's husband

 

oh damn she fooled us all! had us thinking it was the cats

 

passover might be cancelled but that aint stop us from buying that Kedem grape juice

 

don't appropriate my culture please

 

my wifes jewish!

this is not a john mulaney bit

 

Tommy Lee is a lot more normal nice guy ish then I thought

 

Nice flash drive.

 

Is that another name for purple drank?

 

What Irish traditions do u do besides drinking a lot

 

No it's good ken

 

Feels like the Popeyes sandwich hype was a decade ago

 

He did say he shot Jim beam or something in his veins tho so there's that

 

uhhhh i eat corned beef but cabbage can kick rocks

i also watch the boondock saints

 

Did the other person order any cool shit?

 

how many shrimp did you take?

 

Cmonnnn. It’s was bloody Jack Daniels, he’s not an animal.

 

jim > jack

don't @ me

 

You ever drink a handle of jack with 2 friends in a totally empty apartment, blasting old pop punk and ordering hungry Howies only to wake up on the floor to the cleaning lady knocking?