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My roommates cat will only do it if theres nobody else around. The second theres more than one person he has to be Mr. Toughguy

 

Men am I right

 

Oh shit is that what the B in Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23 stands for!?

 

Finally he gets it

 

:(
I’m sorry

my cats obsessed with me and I don’t even mean that in a cutesy way. I’m grateful for all the times it is cute but I’m not kidding when I say it’s constant which can of course be grating


Especially when yknow I’ve been home for 4 months straight

 

this is what she does. sits on everyone but me until i walk in the room

 

yes.

 

I know the vibe when my one cat climbs through the window mid-poop

 

I've never encountered a cat that yells as much as this thing does. Cats are usually silent and coordinated but this buffoon runs around here like Gilbert Gottfried doing a 3 Stooges bit

 

That’s hilarious though your cat is a savage

 

This is also my cat but I feel like I always complain about that lol

 

the black cat (as seen on ig) i used to have was literally attached to me. that's the ghost one i feel sometimes

 

guess i should try going to sleep

 

Hahahah and oooo now I gotta creep your insta in search of catz

 

Yessir! If not make sure your phone is on night mode to protect your lovely eyes. Phone light fucks up your sleep pattern.

 

it literally says "mostly cats" in my bio

 

Awwww

and lmao I’m glad you said it cause same

 

What’s a sleep pattern

 

a window in the bathroom that the cat can enter?

 

Cats can climb up buildings they are very good at that

 

somehow i shifted to 5am-10ish

 

HOW IS IT STILL ALIVE

 

RIP

 

the centipede?