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At least I’m rewatching You’re the Worst instead of The Office again.

 

lol I honestly didn’t think there were very many younger men in here bc the majority of them are in their 30s
When @CarpetElf revealed he’s apparently a year younger than me it threw me for a loop

and lmao

 

Watch out for me, the self-proclaimed ‘water bitch’ who has not one, not two, but seven bottles of water on his desk to be drank today.

But fr it’s just bloody hot and I wanna cry but my tears might boil? Stay in Monday. All I wanna do is play video games but ffs I have to WORK

 

You’re my age - a year (or less than a year depending on month)

 

so a normal tuesday

 

Hahah I assumed everyone was like 28! Only person above 30 I thought was @oldjersey but clue’s in the name with that one

 

You’re a baby too?!?

 

I’ll see you next Tuesday daddy Murphy

 

What month are you born in? Please say it’s the best month, aka June

 

Well yeah but those fall under the “you mean everyone’s not the same age as me?!?” Hahah. Except I just turned 29.

 

27 haha

 

How old are you? 26 is not baby hahah

 

Off by 1

 

Did we miss your birthday are you a Gemini this explains so much

 

Anything younger than me is a baby obviously

 

WE did not miss his bday.

 

I’m going to need all men except the original babies @ComedownMachine and @CobraKidJon to stop being younger than me because it’s making me feel old

thank you for your cooperation

 

Nope people wished me happy birthday here lmao

 

What does this EXPLAIN HMM

 

....did I? damn I’m an asshole

 

WHY WERE SUCH BEST FRIENDS YOU GOOF

 

drink your fucking water, Ryan

 

Thank you my non-ice cream sandwich-having queen

 

Goddamn it who hurt me I just assume everyone is dunking on me