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@dylan might report you

 

Bring me to life

 

I had a whole color coded system lmfao

one color if I knew them
Another if they were a best friend
Another If I had a crush on them
Another if I hated them

 

i met two of my future high school teachers in 8th grade when they stumbled into my friend's house and tried to juggle while on mushrooms

 

this post is an incredible ride from start to finish

 

OMG WHAT HAPPENED IN 4TH GRADE?
IM GETTING MEAN GIRLS VIBES. DID SHE MAKE OUT WITH A HOTDOG?

 

posting it anyway

 

Lmaoo I KNOW RIGHT I was giggling so hard at that because I honestly have no idea. But so funny to me that she was like “lol I can’t believe you guys told on me! No hard feelings!” Hahahahaha

 

new season of Curb looks lit:

 

Oh I found ONE high school one. I knew I wasn’t crazy

 

Do you think any of those numbers in those pics are still valid

 

Next tattoo idea, I called it

 

I don’t know it’s kind of cute

 

It's just a cute little elephant

 

Elephnut

 

incredible.

 

Lmao
Ok real talk when we first started posting pics I was gonna tell this beloved/hilarious story of how one night after a party some friends of mine and I started calling people from my yearbook and we thought it was soooo funny

and looking back now I’m like..I was only like A year out of high school at that point lmfao so it wasn’t nearly as funny as I thought

Also Zach from set it off was there. I’m trying to make this into a joke of humble bragging but it’s not it’s just a fun fact because they’re my friends lmao and also I know that no one here cares about them that’s why it’s funny

 

The questionable yearbook I looked through was from when I was so little that everyone really did just sign their names in it, but the guidance counselor wrote a bunch at the back including her phone number and it made me sort of emotional. I wondered if she still has that number.

 

you're thinking about calling it, aren't you?

 

Ok nothing good in the high school yearbook except this

lmao sure Jan. you’re just emo!!

 

i almost wanna FB stalk some people now but i can't imagine a more depressing time to do that

 

thankful all my yearbooks are buried somewhere at my parents’

 

Why do you look like Elliott Smith