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Drunk thoughts

life is so much different after a chemistry masters than before. Showering, I can’t stop thinking about how the water shaves off atom after atom of the metal alloy in the shower but before it would never even cross my mind

 

Wait what why?!

 

Bootoof

 

At the chiropractor and one of the receptionists informed a woman who wasn’t wearing a mask that starting next week, the doctors are requiring everyone to wear one. She goes “oh okay I have one.” I’m just like wut why aren’t you wearing it now???

 

well it's not like you would perhaps be more susceptible or anything

 

Actually wait if I get a cat in Japan then that’s what I’m calling it

 

Just a trending thread haha no bad reasons

 

Daddy bryce

 

And here we have exhibit A of why Florida is doomed

 

Lmao imagine THAT being your breaking point. Get over yourself Charis

 

That’s disappointing

 

Lmao I was going to say exactly this

 

I was going to be much meaner but realised they could be your friend or relative loool

 

I just want to make sure I'm not hallucinating and her name is Meg Ryan

 

If your breaking point is washing your hands and respecting other people’s health gee whiz i sure dont even know where to begin

 

Conservative america is so fragile and liberals are the snowflakes?? goodness

 

Thinking about this song only

 

who shops in American eagle in 2020

 

Honestly, their jeans are still good haha

 

not my fault their jeans fit me

 

lol nah just someone I was close with as a kid

that’s what I’m saying wtf. After that she wrote “my mental health decline is going to kill me before the dumb virus” and I’m just like uh not if you keep refusing a mask! Good god why is protecting yourself and others such a big ask for people???

 

They have really good tank tops

 

Also that chick used to be in gifted with me so she doesn’t even have the excuse of being dumb. What the fuck.