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i dont even know what jokes to make about the scent of an orgasm

 

do you think she’s more of a argan or a myrrh essential oil type of person down there?

 

I think the biggest thing I dislike about being back in the office rn, besides the fear of imminent death, is that i'm way less active. Prior to this i'd get up and go around the building a few times a day to check in/fix things but now i'm doing it all remotely, and I was exercising with the dogs during my lunch/after work. Now when I get home I don't want to get off the couch

 

Probably the myrrh


I am now getting goop ads, featuring the candle. Wonderful

 

oh no the word Alzheimer's was just on the tip of my tongue for 5 minutes that was scary

 

yo those suggestions on page four of PornHub right now are ace

 

I'm surprised there's asexual porn

 

You passed 3 pages worth, someone's picky

 

You fired yet?

 

gotta be

 

unfortunately no

 

I'll do what I can

 

Where do you work? I can call with an anonymous tip about an unwholesome employee

 

think he's in a cult with a clown and some guy named Ryan

 

wow I’m gaslighted here

 

Currently watching baby sandpipers run around on the beach and also this view @Matt

 

Same. I was going for runs in the middle of my work day lol. It sucks being stuck in a chair all day.

 

aww man, ian holm...

 

Just rewatched LOTR/The Hobbit movies

 

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