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When I turn up to this and you’re all dressed like that clown

 

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah i got that one right away

 

so what do you get? anything? no empty promises of money one day maybe?

 

Don’t get your dick out in the woods Daddy Murphy

 

Me tonight

 

I’ve never “fucked in the woods”

 

We have a national insurance card. Guessing it’s the same thing. I’m just being pedantic. My whole life is empty promises

 

it's ok

 

I’ve “fucked in a field of horses” and at a “quarry” but never the woods because I’m not a psychopath

 

yeah man totally

 

Hahahahah

 

What's happening in here

 

exactly. the canyon behind the high school? sure, my parents were home and I didn’t have a car. the woods? nah

 

are you afraid of clowns?

 

Hhaha canyon bangin’. What a life

 

What if I told you I’m into them?










I’m not. It’s bad enough I get the toe comments - I promise you I don’t get all hot under the collar for clowns.

 

why are there quotes around these places?

 

what are you so afraid of?

 

Dont spoil the fun

 

Does camping count

 

That’s it calling it now, clowns in the woods with their dicks out

 

no

 

Yes. Though it infuriates CoD players

 

@EASheartsVinyl is trying to lure us into the woods to join her quiet cult