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Will there be punch and pie?

 

I also brought some granola bars if you're hungry. you don't see too many clowns in the woods these days

 

Right what’s all this then

 

Sounds like something a cult leader would say. Sign me up.

 

Its utter pigwank

 

top 2 Taylor song

 

Are those legit lyrics

 

Tbh I’d probably apologise to them and get out their way

 

I wish the woods where I live now were easier to walk around in. They’re way too steep with too many little rivers and other random water.

 

yeah we're lost out here. do you think you could show us the way back to town? my name's Ryan btw

 

It’s nature’s way of weeding out the fakers who are only there for their instagram story

 

especially after "everybody come with me to the woods"

 

Lmaooooo why do you think all Brits are this naive? I’d only offer him a lift home

 

we don't have any weapons!

 

Ikr I’m definitely onto this. I’ve been in a few cults. You make a lot of money as the leader, but you have way more fun as a follower

 

We use our words in this country. The pen is mightier than the sword!

 

I don’t think people post instagrams from the woods behind my house, lol. That would be pretty funny though.

Hey! It will be fun and relaxing! I probably won’t shout like this on the day!

 

i was like oh what now but i see

 

The penis mightier!

 

I do have my social

 

ok I'm done

 

Probably. Hmmmmm.

 

Gotcha there - social security numbers aren’t a thing in the UK BOOOOM.