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different dad actually haha

 

what's for dinner?

 

damn Mikey's mom has got it going on

 

gonna have some TJ's chicken shawarma on roasted garlic pita bread tonight and it's gonna get crusssssshhhheedd

 

why you always trying to make me scared or mess with me, Renee

 

goodbye

 

fresh pasta w/ white clam sauce. I can't decide on fettuccine or tagliolini, given that I don't have a linguine pasta cutter.

 

Hurt?????

who is saying it hurts I’d like a word with them on what the word hurts means lmfao

is it uncomfortable and unnerving? Yes. Does it make you want to shake your head like a dog and sneeze to get the feeling to go away? Yes. Does it hurt? Fucking no lmao

 

I was just being honest. It doesn't hurt, it was more like a burning in your sinuses. But it made me cry

 

this bird won't stfu outside... like... what are you on about? get over yourself

 

if I can already stick my tongue backwards up into my nasal cavity - will the test be easy for me?

 

Yeah same here, was very uncomfortable and burned a bit but it's only a few seconds. Of course it's never a fun time getting a giant qtip shoved in your nose up into what feels like is almost your brain haha

 

Impressive talent if true

 

stfu you know I was stoned and it was scary!

 

you might even discover a new kink, as it were

 

just don't say it here as people will shame the phuxk out of u

 

don't kink shame

 

birds are dumb, exhibit a:

 

tagliolini

 

it's just getting some exercise in, that's all, miniature treadmill

 

but why

 

truly what the fresh hell is the purpose of an "are you still watching" feature? if its gonna just stay on the screen for as long as it takes me to select a decision why not just keep the goddamn show running. SMH.

 

idk, I can't imagine eating white clam sauce over fettuccine lol it like does not compute

or just cut the linguine by hand like an adult